if i show you a picture on my phone, do not SWIPE. ain’t nobody tell you to take a motherfucking tour.
Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED
I think your aunt just won life
She’s possessed by John Luke Picard and the backup dancers from anaconda.
How come Beyoncé wears crystal-studded leotards, 6” heels and fishnets, but she dresses Blue Ivy, her baby, in regular baby clothes? It really makes you think.
How come Beyoncé chooses to drink alcohol but doesn’t have Blue Ivy drink it? Why is Blue Ivy always being carried around? Why is she so short?
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
ur own lil cheerleader